Host an election night viewing party. Get some bunting. Make a bingo card with phrases like “Uber congestion charge” and “cycle lane consultation.” Serve Jaffa Cakes.
Guess the winner. If you get it wrong, you have to do a walk of shame to the nearest Greggs. If you get it right, you get bragging rights until 2028.
And if all else fails, just watch the candidates’ debates. They’re like a TED Talk, but with more shouting about bus routes. It’s peak entertainment.
So, set your alarm. Charge your phone. And remember: on 4 May 2026, London will choose its next boss. Make sure you’re there to say you saw the chaos unfold. Because trust me, it’s going to be a ride.
