Here’s what I want you to remember: Whether you have a well or a water bill, you’re lucky to have clean water at all. Not everyone does. So the next time you fill a glass, give it a little salute. Cheers to you, well water warrior. You’re doing great. And if your pump ever breaks, just know that you’re one repair away from being the hero of your own hydration story.
Now go take that long shower. You earned it.