Ah, the dreaded 7 AM start. This is the most British of all times, because it forces you to decide between your morning commute and watching England lose on penalties before breakfast. I once saw a man in a Sainsbury’s carpark watching a 7 AM match on his phone while frantically trying to park—he hit a trolley, didn’t flinch, and screamed “OFFSIDE!” at the screen. That is dedication.
2026 World Cup Bedtime Guide: Child-Friendly UK Kick-Off Times
Here’s the surprising fact that will make you feel better: in Australia, those same 7 AM matches happen at 5 PM local time. So while you’re eating Cheerios in your pyjamas, they’re having a barbecue in the sunshine. But don’t be jealous—they’re also dealing with giant spiders and drop bears. We win this one.
