First, ignore the rumors your coworker heard from their cousin who “knows a driver.” Those are useless. Follow TfL’s official Twitter, the union accounts, and maybe a decent transport journalist. That’s your holy trinity of strike truth.
Second, have a Plan B (and a Plan C). A strike that does go ahead is a pain, but you can survive. It’s like a rainy day for your soul—you just need a raincoat and a podcast.
Finally, remember: it’s not personal. The people on the picket line aren’t trying to ruin your Tuesday. They’re fighting for their jobs, and the bosses are fighting the budget. You’re just caught in the crossfire. Enjoy the chaos, or at least laugh at it—it’s the only way to survive London travel.
So, next time you see that “strike pending” notification, take a deep breath. Will it be called off? Flip a coin, pack a snack, and join the rest of us in this weird, collective guessing game. I’ll be refreshing my phone alongside you, probably with a very sarcastic internal monologue. See you on the platform.