Here’s the beautiful, chaotic truth: vomiting is your body’s security system. It’s the bouncer throwing out the troublemaker before the whole bar gets shut down. Yes, it’s gross. Yes, it smells like regret and broken dreams. But it’s also a sign that your body loves you enough to kick you out of a burning building.
So next time you feel that familiar heave, just nod at the porcelain throne. You two have a complicated relationship. But remember, it’s not you—it’s the alcohol. And until you two learn to coexist, keep a bucket nearby and a sense of humor on speed dial.
