Whoever it is, they’re walking into a job where they have to be a thousand-year-old alien with the emotional range of a teenager. That’s like being a therapist, a stand-up comedian, and a stunt driver all rolled into one. No pressure, right?
I just hope next time, they let us vote on the new coat. My vote is for something with huge pockets. And maybe a built-in coffee warmer. A TARDIS-sized mug holder? Now that’s a regeneration I could get behind.
So, let’s just enjoy the ride. We’ll get a new Doctor, we’ll all moan about it for a week, and then we’ll fall hopelessly in love with them. It’s the circle of life, but with more sonic screwdrivers and fewer cheetahs.
