Look, Quaritch has died once already—he got turned into blue confetti in the first movie. But now he’s back in an avatar body, and that body is basically a rental car. You know the rental is getting totaled; it’s just a matter of how spectacular the crash is.
Imagine Quaritch as that guy at the office who keeps saying, “This time, I’m not messing around,” but then his coffee spills on the server. He’s too angry to die, but that avatar suit? It’s going to pop like a balloon at a birthday party for a grumpy toddler.
Jake Sully’s Past Haunts (And Maybe His New Tail)
Jake Sully already lost his human legs, so losing a metaphorical leg—like a child or a best friend—seems cruel, but Cameron loves tearing our hearts out. Remember when you lost your favorite hoodie? Multiply that by a thousand, and add technicolor dragons.
If anyone from Jake’s Avatar: The Way of Water family dies, it’ll be someone he can’t save while he’s busy arguing with a Fire Na’vi. Picture him yelling, “I’ll be right back!” like your dad at a gas station, and then… poof. Not the dad, but the guy who just won the lottery.
