First up: Elena Gilbert. If you’re constantly saying “I have to save everyone,” even when they don’t want saving, that’s you. You probably cried during a commercial for car insurance last week. Nobody does guilt like Elena.
But here’s the thing—you’re also the human anchor. People cling to you for warmth. You choose hope over logic, which is terrible advice for a road trip but beautiful for a soul. Just don’t die in a car crash on a bridge, okay? We’ve seen that mess.
If your dating history looks like a supernatural Venn diagram and you still believe in true love, you’re definitely an Elena. Own it. Just please pick a brother already.
