Here’s a weird one. The largest cracker ever made was over 200 feet long. It was pulled by a helicopter.
It contained a massive party. Confetti, balloons, and a live band. It was pulled in Australia, naturally. Because bigger is better down under.
So next time you pull a cracker, remember Tom Smith. He wanted a bang. He gave the world a party inside a tube.
Pull one. Laugh at the joke. Wear the silly hat. You are part of a 170-year-old story. And it smells faintly of cardboard and gunpowder.
Merry Christmas. Now pull.
