Don’t be shy. You’re not being greedy; you’re celebrating your existence. The world is expensive and chaotic, and if a free doughnut from Dunkin’ (yes, they do one too) makes you smile, then grab it with both hands.
Make a little list on your phone. Plan your route. Maybe hit Greggs for breakfast, Pret for lunch, and Las Iguanas for dinner. By the end, you’ll be full, caffeinated, and slightly sticky, but you’ll have won at the game of being alive.
And if anyone judges you for using four different apps on your birthday? Just smile and say, “It’s my day, and the system works for me.” Then take a bite of your free yum yum. You’ve earned it.
