If you check her official website or your social media feed, you’ll probably see a lot of past shows from her Summer Carnival tour, which stomped through the UK in 2026. It was glorious—a giant, glittery, acrobatic explosion of pure joy that left everyone hoarse and slightly deaf.
Right now, the calendar is quieter than a teenager who just lost their phone charger. No new UK dates have been announced for the immediate future, but don’t throw your glitter in the bin just yet. Tour logistics are like assembling IKEA furniture—complicated, frustrating, and you always end up with a mystery screw you didn’t know you needed.
Why the Silence Feels Like a Bad Tinder Date
Waiting for tour news is a lot like waiting for a text back after a great first date. You check your phone obsessively, refresh the page, and wonder if you did something wrong. Did you not scream loud enough last time? Did you wear the wrong shade of pink?
Trust me, it’s not you, it’s her. Pink is probably busy training her next high-flying routine, which includes cartwheels over a crowd while singing “Get the Party Started” upside down. That takes time. Meanwhile, you and I are just trying to find a parking space at Tesco without crying.
