So, when does the Santa Ana winds start? Technically, anytime from September through March. Practically, they start the moment you forget to water your plants, leave the car windows down, and plan a beach day. They hate you specifically.
But hey, they also make the sunsets look like a masterpiece of fire and dust, the air smells weirdly nostalgic, and suddenly everyone becomes a meteorologist. So embrace the chaos. Just keep a hat on, a lid on your coffee, and your whole life tied down. The Santa Ana winds are coming—and they don’t care about your plans.
Stay dry, my friends.
