Stop overthinking. Just follow the Three Lions on Twitter or download the official app. They’ll ping you ten times before kick-off. You’ll get a notification that says "ENG vs RANDOM – 2 HOURS TO GO." That’s your cue to panic-buy snacks and find your lucky shirt.
And if you’re still confused? Ask any English person in a pub. They’ll know. They’ve been rehearsing the chant "It’s Coming Home" since the draw was made. We all have.
So, when are England’s World Cup games? Whenever you’re not supposed to be doing something important. But seriously, just check the schedule once. Put it in your calendar. Then sit back, relax, and prepare for the glorious, inevitable heartbreak. Or, you know, victory. It’s coming home! (Maybe.)
Now, go set those reminders. And buy extra crisps. You’ll thank me later.
