Stamp prices are going up in July 2026. Then again in January 2026. And probably every six months forever. The USPS is like that friend who always asks for a “small loan” but keeps buying avocado toast.
Don’t panic. Buy forever stamps now. Stick them on your fridge. Use them for birthday cards or passive-aggressive notes to your landlord. You’re now a postal investor. And when your friends complain about the price hike, you can smile and say, “I got mine at 73 cents.” Then lick an envelope with dramatic flair.
