So, what’s in a skinny vanilla latte? A little bit of skim milk, a ton of fake vanilla, a jolt of anxiety, and a whole lot of delusion. It’s not healthy. It’s not really skinny. It’s just a regular latte that went on a crash diet and lost its personality.
Drink it with pride. Or better yet, order the real thing and add a shot of confidence. Because life is short, and you deserve foam that doesn’t look like a chin rash. Cheers, you magnificent fraud.
