Grab some soap and warm water. Wash that bite like you’re scrubbing off an embarrassing tattoo. Why? Because spider mouths are dirty. They’re not evil—they’re just messy eaters. A clean bite won’t get infected, and infection is the real party pooper here.
Pat it dry. Don’t rub. You’re not polishing a trophy. Just a gentle dab will do. Then smile—you’ve already won half the battle.
