Let’s say you mess up. You think it’s Sunday at 5:00 PM, but actually it’s Saturday at 7:00 AM. Don’t panic. First, make a sad face. Then, load up the BBC iPlayer or your local broadcaster’s app—they’ll have a replay. But here’s the trick: avoid social media like the plague. Someone will post the final score with a spoiler-happy emoji. Stay offline until you’ve watched the full 90 minutes, because the penalty shootout will be legendary.
Final reminder (because I know you’re scrolling)
Set your alarm now. Put it in your phone, write it on your hand, tattoo it on your forehead—whatever works. The Women’s Euro final is a historic event that will feature world-class skill, dramatic tackles, and at least one player pretending to be injured for two minutes. Don’t miss it because of a time zone error. You have one job: be there at 5:00 PM BST (or your local equivalent). Now go buy snacks and pray your WiFi holds up.
