So, what time does the 49ers game actually end? The answer is when it’s over. Don’t plan a dentist appointment for right after the fourth quarter. Don’t tell your in-laws you’ll be there “by dinner.” Instead, just say, “I’ll be there when the 49ers let me go.” They’ll understand if they’re fans. If they’re not, you might as well just ghost them. The Red and Gold are a full-time commitment.
Next time you’re asked that dreaded question, just smile and say, “Probably around 4:30, but add an hour for every heart-palpitating touchdown. So, honestly? Who knows?” Then take a bite of your nachos. You earned that uncertainty.
