Are the Lions actually good this Sunday? Or is this one of those games where you’re just hoping for a moral victory? You know the vibe. “Well, we only lost by 7. That’s progress!”
I can’t answer that. The Lions are a rollercoaster. Some weeks they look like a Super Bowl team. Other weeks they look like they’ve never seen a football before. It’s part of the charm. Embrace the chaos.
But no matter what, the time is the time. 1:00 PM Eastern. Lock it in. Tell your boss you have a dentist appointment. Tell your partner you’re “running errands.” Do what you gotta do.
Alright, final thoughts before I let you go.
Set your alarms. Charge your phone. Stock the fridge with snacks. This is not a drill. The Lions are playing on Sunday, and you have a sacred duty to know when.
If you show up late and miss the first quarter? That’s on you. Don’t text me asking what happened. I’ll be too busy yelling at the TV to answer. You’re welcome.
Now go. Prepare. And may the football gods smile upon your Sunday. Go Lions. (Or whatever you yell when they do something good.)
