Corned beef hash isn’t fancy. It’s a glorious dump of salty meat and crispy potatoes. It’s honest food.
It makes you feel warm. It makes you feel full. It makes you forget about your diet for 20 blissful minutes.
So next time you see it on a menu, order it. Poke that yolk. Crunch that crust. Smile at its glorious, unpretentious soul. You’re welcome.