This is where the real comedy starts. You wake up, and your hair looks like you deep-fried it while sleeping. Your crown is a greasy helmet, and your roots look like they’ve been dipped in butter. It’s a tragedy.
You try to brush it, and it just clumps together like sad, wet spaghetti. If you have curly hair, congratulations — you now have a sticky, undefined mop that will never hold a shape. Straight hair? You look like you ran a marathon through a frying pan.
The worst part is the smell. Not a bad smell, exactly. But it’s a thick, floral, "I forgot to finish my shower" smell that clings to you all day. People at work will notice. They will not say anything. They will just silently judge your damp-looking bangs.
