First up: if you get PIP, you can waltz onto a bus without paying a single penny, provided you live in England, Scotland, or Wales. This isn’t a perk for the terminally shy—you get a Disabled Person’s Bus Pass that works during peak hours, when normal OAPs are stuck at home polishing their teacups.
But wait, it gets better. If you’re on the enhanced mobility rate of PIP, you can apply for a Motability Scheme car. That’s a brand-new vehicle, with insurance, tax, and servicing all thrown in, for the price of your mobility payment. You basically get a shiny new chariot to zoom around in, while your neighbor is still scraping ice off their 2008 Ford Fiesta.