So, what does it mean when you smell bleach? It means: check your water, check your mold, check your brain, and maybe check your electrical panel. If none of those apply, congratulations—you’ve just experienced the olfactory equivalent of a glitch in the Matrix.
And hey, if all else fails, light a candle and pretend you didn’t smell anything. I do it all the time. The smell of vanilla fixes everything. (Or at least drowns out the mystery.)