You can’t rule from a hut. Crown families became landlords on a cosmic scale. They didn’t own a house—they owned counties. Feudalism was just a system where you traded land for loyalty. Simple as that.
If you were a duke, the king gave you land. You gave him soldiers. The peasants gave you grain. Everyone hated it except the guys at the top. But hey, it kept the crown safe for centuries.
Marriage was the ultimate land grab. “Love” didn’t matter. A princess was a walking deed to a province. A prince was a sperm donor with a claim to a duchy. Romance? Please. That’s for the poets.
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The Money Question
Crowns are expensive. Gold, jewels, armies. So these families became the original venture capitalists. They taxed salt. They taxed windows. They even taxed beards in some places. You laugh, but it’s true.
Trade made them richer. The Medici family in Florence started as bankers. They lent money to kings, then married their daughters into the crown. That’s a glow-up. From loan sharks to royalty.
Sometimes they got lucky. A silver mine in Austria. A spice route in India. Suddenly, your family has a brand that lasts a thousand years. Talk about a trust fund.
