Look up. That giant white arch isn’t holding the roof. It’s a complete lie. It’s just decorative. A glorious, 133-meter-long piece of art. From your seat, it frames the sky like a weird, metal rainbow. It’s the most beautiful useless thing in sports.
One more crazy fact: the arch is so big that the London Eye could fit inside it. While you’re waiting for a goal, stare at it. It glows at night. It’s like a giant alien spaceship parked over London. Totally unnecessary. Absolutely perfect.
