Let’s talk about where you’ll actually sleep, because Upper Hurst doesn’t mess around. They’ve got three flavors: caravans, camping, and glamping. Caravans are for the “I want plumbing but still want to pretend I’m rugged” crowd. They’re cozy, clean, and come with a little deck. Perfect for sipping wine while watching the sheep judge your life choices.
Now, camping. That’s for the real soldiers. You pitch your tent on these immaculate, flat fields. The grass is so green you’ll wonder if it’s astroturf (it’s not). And the facilities? Shockingly nice. Hot showers that don’t cost a fiver? Unheard of.
But the real star? The glamping. We’re talking bell tents with proper beds, fairy lights, and wood-burning stoves. I’m not exaggerating when I say I felt like a Victorian explorer with a serious upgrade. You get a mattress that doesn’t deflate at 3 AM. That alone is worth the price of admission.
The “Oh, That’s Fancy” Touch
Each glamping tent has its own fire pit. Like, your very own fire. You can roast marshmallows while staring at the stars and pretending you know the names of constellations. “Oh, look, that’s… Dave the Bear?” It works.
And the beds have duvets that are comically fluffy. I sank into mine and didn’t emerge until breakfast. Have you ever slept so well you forgot your own name? It’s like that.
Hartington Hills, Buxton, Derbyshire - Updated 2026 prices | Pitchup.com
