You know what’s not allowed? Backpacks. Yes, even that cute mini one. Laptops? Leave them at home—you’re here to sweat, not work. Umbrellas? Only if you’re a literal storm cloud.
Pro tip: If you bring a fanny pack, wear it proudly. Union Stage turns you into a 90s dad, and that’s a vibe. Just don’t fill it with bricks.
The Grey Area: Clear Bags
Clear bags are always a win. They’re like a glass house for your wallet. Security loves them because they can see your gum, your lip balm, and that one receipt you’ll never use. It’s honesty as fashion.
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But watch out: a clear bag that’s too big is still a no-go. It’s still a bag. Size. Matters.
