First, you have to do a lap of the Chimes Shopping Centre. It’s like the town’s living room, just with more people pretending to look at phones. You’ll see the same three teenagers on the benches every single Saturday, locked in a staring contest with their energy drinks.
Grab a coffee from one of the chains, but avoid the one by Boots unless you enjoy your latte tasting vaguely of discount perfume. Your real mission is to people-watch near the fountain. It’s a free show where the main character is always a dad pushing a pram while yelling at Google Maps.
