You will attempt to dye eggs with your kids or your inner child. You will use food coloring. Your kitchen will look like a crime scene from CSI: Pastel. The cat will step in purple dye and leave footprints across the white sofa.
Here’s a surprising fact: in the Middle Ages, eggs were banned during Lent. So people decorated them to celebrate the end of the suffering. Today, we decorate them to test the limits of our spouses’ patience. Aim for a tie-dye pattern. If all fails, call them “modern art” and hide them in the garden for the foxes.
