Let’s be honest: Boxing Day sales are a gladiator sport. You’ll see people wrestling for a 50% off toaster in Selfridges. Is it worth it? Probably not. But the adrenaline is free.
Hit Oxford Street or Westfield if you fancy a human crush. Or, do the smart thing: browse online from your sofa in pajamas. You get the same deals and you can eat chocolate in peace.
Pro tip: Don’t bring a giant handbag. You’ll just be a slow-moving target for elbows. And wear layers—shopping centres are either Arctic or Sahara.
If Crowds Make You Twitchy
Skip the shops entirely. Boxing Day is perfect for a long, cold walk. The city is hushed, like it’s nursing a collective hangover. You’ll have Greenwich Park practically to yourself.
Stroll along the South Bank. The skyline is moody, the coffee kiosks are open, and you can pretend you’re in a black-and-white film. Just don't slip on a wet leaf—that ruins the vibe.
