Look, if you have £25,000 burning a hole in your linen pocket, absolutely. You’ll get a once-in-a-lifetime experience that involves a butler, a Bentley, and a bath that fills before you can say “I’m broke.”
For everyone else, you can live vicariously through this article. Or, better yet, sneak past the security guard and stand outside the suite’s door for a few seconds. That’s free. And you’ll immediately smell the money.
Just don’t touch the doorknob. They charge for that.
