You’ll spot a weird-looking building on the map. It’s called Z Room or Stevenson Hall. It’s shaped like a ziggurat—an ancient Mesopotamian temple. Yes, your campus has a building that looks like a Babylonian pyramid. Why? Nobody knows. But it’s great for climbing stairs for no reason. The map won’t explain the vibe. It’s just there, being ancient and artsy.
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Inside, it’s a maze of hallways that don’t connect. You will get lost. The map won’t save you. But that’s okay. You might find a secret art gallery. Or a professor napping. It’s an adventure.
Ives Hall vs. The Sun
Find Ives Hall on the map. Now imagine it’s 3 PM in August. The sun is a laser beam. Ives Hall has big glass windows. It becomes a literal greenhouse. The map doesn’t mention this. It should be marked with a flame emoji. Seriously, bring a water bottle. And sunglasses. You will sweat like a popsicle in a microwave.
But inside? It’s air-conditioned heaven. So the map tricks you into walking through the heat, only to reward you with a crisp, cold classroom. It’s like a game of emotional ping-pong.
