It’s real butter. Not that yellow goo. It’s the salty, sticky kind that gets on your fingers. You will need a napkin. Or five.
The staff are cheery. They seem genuinely happy you’re there. Maybe it’s the quiet location. They aren’t stressed by crowds.
ODEON Luxe Lee Valley - Picketts Lock Lane Edmonton, Lee Valley, London
One guy gave me free refills because I laughed at his joke. He just said, “You need more butter, mate.” He was right.
Funny Detail: The Toilets Are an Odyssey
You have to walk a long hallway. It’s like a space station. The lights are dim, the floors are shiny. You feel like you’re in a sci-fi film.
I once counted the steps. It was 47 steps. Each step felt dramatic. I half expected an alien to pop out. No alien. Just a very clean loo.
That clean bathroom is a win. No sticky floors. No mysterious puddles. Pure luxury.
