After the workout, there’s the sauna and steam room. This is where real conversations happen. I once overheard two strangers arguing about the best brand of protein powder while sweating like ice cubes in a microwave.
It’s clean. Impressively clean. Like, "you could perform surgery on the floor" clean. I checked—I dropped a towel and was too scared to pick it up for fear of contaminating the place.
And here’s the best surprise: There’s a kid’s club and a café. You can drop your children off to be entertained while you lift heavy things, then reward yourself with a £4 smoothie that tastes like a liquid rainbow. Trust me, it’s worth it.
