If you are a casual fan who just likes the look of a green console, maybe skip it. But if you’ve ever shouted “HYAAH!” while jumping off a piece of furniture, this is your destiny. The console is a collector’s item that will probably be worth more than your car in ten years. Not your car, specifically. But a car. A small, used one.
Here’s a pro-tip from someone who has pre-ordered too many things: set up an alarm. The Amazon listing will go in and out of stock faster than a Moblin after a shock arrow. Use the app, enable notifications, and have your credit card pre-loaded. Hesitation is the enemy.
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I also want to warn you about the pre-order bonus. There’s talk of a steelbook case that looks like the Master Sword’s pedestal. If you don’t get it, you will spend the next five years explaining to people at parties that you “could have had it, but you were waiting for a price drop.” Don’t be that person.
The Verdict: It’s Worth the Madness
Look, life is short. Taxes are long. You deserve to play Zelda on a console that literally looks like it was forged in the flames of Death Mountain. Yes, it’s expensive. Yes, it’s silly. But last week I saw a man buy a $200 air fryer shaped like an egg. This is better than that egg.
The Nintendo Switch 2 Zelda 40th Anniversary Edition isn’t just a gaming device. It’s a statement. It says, “I have excellent taste, I love adventure, and I am willing to fight a grown man on the internet for a cardboard box.” So go to Amazon. Mash that button. And may the Goddess Hylia be with your bank balance. You’re going to need her.
