By the time you read this, Nintendo might have already announced it, or we might still be in the dark, like a Korok hiding in a bush. But the buzz is deafening: a Pro Controller with magnetic Hall Effect joysticks. Translation? No more “drift” where Link starts walking sideways for no reason—unless he’s trying to dodge a guardian laser, in which case, fair play.
Supposedly, it will also have a secret button. Not a “hold B to run” button, but a real, physical, mysterious button that could do anything. Maybe it summons a Cucco. Maybe it sends a distress signal to your mom. We don’t know. But I’m already pressing it nervously during boss fights.
