Instead of fuming, try a car karaoke session. Roll down the windows? Maybe not in December, but you can belt out “Bohemian Rhapsody” inside your sealed bubble. Nobody will judge you—except your own reflection, and even it will be impressed.
Or, play a game: “Number Plate Bingo.” Look for letters that spell funny words. WTF on a van? Classic. You’ll forget the delay exists because you’re too busy searching for a perfect “LOL” on a BMW.
The Silver Lining of the Breakdown
Experts say a serious collision like this morning’s can clear up in two to three hours. That’s enough time to watch a short film, plan your weekend, or nap. Yes, nap! Your car seat is basically a recliner if you lean back far enough—just don’t snore too loud.
And here’s the uplifting bit: this delay is a reminder that life slows you down for a reason. Maybe you were meant to miss that boring meeting, or to see a beautiful sunrise over the tarmac. The M25 is just a big, grey stage for your personal epiphany.
M25 traffic RECAP: Travel chaos as drivers face hour delays after crash
