Honestly? Not much. You and I will still see photos of them on vacation in Mallorca. Meghan will still wear those $5,000 trench coats. Harry will still make jokes about his hair.
But the next time they launch a new project—like a cookbook or a docuseries—the small print will probably say: “As private citizens, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex do not represent the Crown.”
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And we’ll all nod, like, “Yep, they’re private. A private jet. A private chef. A private life.” It’s the most expensive kind of privacy.
Final Thoughts (With a Wink)
So, the Lord Chamberlain has spoken. Harry and Meghan are officially, bureaucratically, private citizens. Hooray? I guess?
But here’s my question: If you’re a private citizen, why do you need guidance from a Lord to tell you that? Shouldn’t you just… be private? Maybe the Palace needs a new hobby, like gardening or watching Netflix. (Harry and Meghan can recommend a show or two.)
Until then, I’ll be over here, sipping my tea, trying to figure out if I’m a private citizen too. Or if I need a Lord to confirm it. Cheers to that.
