Let’s be real: Larry Bloom is a mensch on paper. He’s a successful journalist, he visits Piper in prison, and he even tries to befriend her crazy ex, Alex Vause. He seems like the ultimate supportive partner. Right?
But watch him squirm when Piper doesn’t fit his perfect narrative. He needs her to be the damsel, the victim, so he can be the savior. When Piper starts owning her prison survival tactics—becoming a little ruthless, a little dark—Larry practically gasps. “But you’re supposed to be MY sweet girl!”
