So here’s the deal: before you head out to Knott’s Scary Farm 2026, empty that old backpack and pack only what fits in a clear bag or a tiny fanny pack. Leave the rest in your trunk, or better yet, leave it at home.
Your night will be smoother, your screams will be louder, and you won’t spend forty bucks on a locker that smells like regret. And if you see a woman in a queue holding a clear bag with an emergency pack of tissues and a phone? That’s me. And I’ll wave you through.
Now go forth, be scared, and bag wisely. The clowns are waiting.
