Here’s the beautiful truth: you’ve survived the purge. The fuzzy dice are in the trunk, the phone mount is in the glove box, and your car is basically a rolling meditation pod. You’ve minimized every distraction. Now, all you have to do is drive.
And when you pass—because you will—you can pull over, reach into that glove box, and restore your car to its gloriously cluttered self. Hang those dice back up. Stick that Yoda on the dash. But maybe leave the banana in the trunk for the ride home. That thing is a menace.
So take a deep breath. Adjust your perfectly clean seat. Glance at your pristinely empty dashboard. And remember: you are not just a driver; you are the CEO of a distraction-free vehicle. Go ace that test. Your fuzzy-dice-encrusted future awaits.
