Here’s the only rule you need to remember. If today is a Monday, and it’s near Easter, May, or August, your odds go up. If it’s a Tuesday or Friday around Christmas? Jackpot. But if it’s a Thursday in October? You’re working, my friend. Unless there’s a random royal funeral. That’s the wildcard.
I once had a boss who tried to claim a random Tuesday was a bank holiday. I almost believed him. He even wore a festive jumper. Turns out, it was just his birthday. Don’t fall for that. Check the official UK government website. They have the actual list. It’s boringly accurate.
What About The “Banks” Part?
Fun fact: the name comes from the Bank of England closing its doors. So even if it’s not a public holiday for you, the banks are definitely closed. That means no queuing for a mortgage, but also no cash. Remember cash? It’s like a historical artifact now.
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But honestly, does anyone actually visit a bank anymore? You’re probably just worried about your post being delayed. Or if your local Tesco has weird opening hours. Pro tip: even on a bank holiday, the corner shop will be open. They never, ever rest.
