Rocky Road is a heterogeneous mixture, no contest. The state of California could test it, the FDA could test it, your five-year-old cousin could test it by licking each ingredient separately. It’s a mixture, and it’s proud of it.
But the real takeaway? Don’t be a pure substance. Be a Rocky Road. Have a little bit of crunch, a little bit of fluff, and a whole lot of chocolatey foundation that holds it all together. Be a mixture. Be interesting. Let people pick out your almonds if they want to.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, my melted Rocky Road puddle is calling my name. I have a spoon. I have a hypothesis. And I’m about to test it. Science, baby. 🍦🔬
