So, does cheese give you nightmares? Only if you let it. And only if you eat it like a maniac.
Stick to a small portion. Eat it a few hours before bed. Then let your imagination run wild.
You might dream of a singing cheese moon. Or a cheetah wearing a cheese hat. Either way, you’ll have a story to tell.
Nightmares are overrated. Weird dreams are the real treasure.
So go ahead. Crack open that Stilton. Embrace the chaos. Your subconscious wants a party, not a funeral.
And if you dream of a vegetarian crocodile? That is a win.
Now, pass the crackers. Curiosity is hungry.