I know, that sounds like a cheesy Christmas card you’d buy at a gas station. But hear me out. The best Christmases I’ve had were in places where the snow was completely absent. One year, it was 60 degrees in Texas, and we played football in shorts while eating tamales. The grass was green, the mood was high, and no one had to worry about their flight being canceled.
On the flip side, I’ve spent a white Christmas trapped inside with a broken furnace and a cat who was definitely judging me. Snow can be magical for the first twenty minutes. After that, it’s just frozen water that ruins your shoes. The real question isn’t “Will it snow?” but “Will I get the good cheese dip?”
While most of US to be dry, a 'white Christmas' is forecast for some
Survival Guide: How to Handle Either Outcome
If it does snow: Perfect! Build a snowman, make a snow angel, and then go inside and make hot chocolate. Remember to share the cocoa, or you’ll be the Grinch of your own yard. And please, for the love of all that is holy, don’t eat the yellow snow. Yes, it’s still a rule.
If it doesn’t snow: Perfect! You can wear your fun cardigan without a parka. You won’t have to scrape ice off your windshield in a suit of pajamas. Plus, you can laugh at all the memes about people in other states shoveling their driveways while you sip a margarita on your porch. You are the winner of the Commuter’s Lottery.
