Distilled water isn’t for sipping at lunch. It’s for your iron. Car batteries, steam irons, lab experiments, and CPAP machines love it. Why? Because without minerals, it won’t leave white scales on your delicate equipment. One guy on Reddit accidentally used distilled water in his espresso machine. His coffee tasted like regret.
Meanwhile, bottled water is for quenching thirst on a hike or impressing guests at dinner parties. “Would you like Evian or tap?” Evian is “naive” spelled backward—a fun party fact that annoys everyone.
