You cannot watch football on an empty stomach. It’s scientifically proven—I made that up, but it’s true. You need crisps. You need dip. You need something that makes crunching sounds when you celebrate a goal.
Pro tip: prepare a half-time snack platter. Think cheese cubes, a few grapes (for hydration), and maybe a sausage roll that looks vaguely like a football. It doesn’t have to be gourmet. It just has to be yours.
Also, sort your drinks. Coffee for the morning matches, beer for the afternoon games, and water for the moments you scream so loud you lose your voice. Balance is key.
