Evaporated milk is just milk with about 60% of its water removed. No sugar, no nonsense—just creamy, concentrated dairy goodness. Sweetened condensed milk, on the other hand, is milk that has been heavily sweetened and then concentrated into a thick, syrupy goo. Think of it as the difference between black coffee (evaporated) and a caramel Frappuccino (condensed).
So when a recipe calls for evaporated milk and you grab the sweet stuff, you’re basically trying to replace a savory partner with a dessert-obsessed lunatic. But don’t panic—we can civilize that lunatic.