Once you pass, you’ll feel like you’ve won a small, pointless war. You will immediately forget everything you learned because real driving is utterly different. You’ll probably pull up next to a learner driver and think, “I was there once,” before stalling at the traffic lights.
But passing the theory test is a genuine achievement. It’s the first time the government says, “Yes, you are mentally capable of operating a 1.6-tonne metal box at high speed.” So study hard, click wisely, and for goodness’ sake, stop thinking that a 'stop sign' is just a suggestion. Good luck, you magnificent road-trip rookie.
