You now hold a portable explosion of cozy. Wear your hat with pride. When someone compliments your pom pom, say “I made it during a full moon while listening to sea shanties.” This is not true, but it adds mystique.
If your pom pom looks lopsided? That’s character. If it sheds yarn? That’s confetti for your life. You did it. You tamed the fluff.
Now go forth, yarn warrior, and conquer the winter—one glorious, ridiculous puff at a time.